We're all thinking it. Even the kids in the park could have trashed Brazil in their own back yard last night.

And now youngsters in Wittersham are preparing for a pre-season friendly against the humiliated hosts and five-time winners of the World Cup.

This poster emerged in the Recreation Ground in the village near Tenderden today - a far cry from the Maracana in Rio or the Estadio Mineirao in Belo Horizonte where Germany pumped seven goals past Brazil in the semi-final.

The tongue-in-cheek poster was stuck up by Bertie Cox, from the village, for a laugh.

Mr Cox said: "It was such a dreadful game last night. It was a good watch... but they played like amateurs.

"Our village team could easily beat them if they came down here."