A disappointed diner has discovered what he believes is Kent's most feeble fry-up.

After a friend sent him a photo of a large plate loaded with sausage, eggs and a big puddle of baked beans, Joe Walker had an appetite for a greasy breakfast.

He headed to a Waitrose cafe in Canterbury, expecting a decent dish.

But instead he was presented with one sausage, two bits of bacon, one egg, two tomatoes and a bit of toast - hardly the Billy Bunter all-day breakfast he was craving.

And to top it off, it was in a bowl!

Mr Walker forked out £5.95 for his meal.

Upon reflection, perhaps he should have followed the foot steps of Pete Doherty and paid a visit to Dalby Cafe in Cliftonville.

The mega breakfast served here includes four eggs, four bacon, four sausages, chips, hash browns, onion rings, bubble, beans, mushrooms, two slices of toast and tea.

Mr Doherty scoffed this lot down in 19-and-a-half minutes.

Or Mr Walker could have instead found an equally huge breakfast at Papa Joe's cafe in Tenterden, where the 10terden Terminator mega breakfast is served.

Is this Waitrose meal the most feeble fry-up you have set your eyes upon, or have you had worse?

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