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A pub that's the answer to my prayers

A pub that's the answer to my prayers

01 April 2022

Jesus the barman saves the day on Secret Drinker's latest pub mission.

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'It was one of the dingiest, gloomiest pubs I’ve walked into'

'It was one of the dingiest, gloomiest pubs I’ve walked into'

25 March 2022

On a grey and rainy day Secret Drinker crossed over to the dark side at a town centre sports bar.

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Secret Drinker soaks up spring at one of Kent's top pub gardens

Secret Drinker soaks up spring at one of Kent's top pub gardens

17 March 2022

Our forever young pub spy relives his best life as he drops in on a boozer for the first time since the 80s

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Secret Drinker and the punters who love talking about sex

Secret Drinker and the punters who love talking about sex

11 March 2022

Our pub spy went in search of a pint in one Kent town, but had to work to find one.

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Sitting pretty - but is it really 'the best pub you’ll find for miles'?

Sitting pretty - but is it really 'the best pub you’ll find for miles'?

04 March 2022

Secret Drinker lands the best seat in the house as he sets out to unearth a hidden gem.

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'The whole bar is firmly locked in the middle of last century'

'The whole bar is firmly locked in the middle of last century'

25 February 2022

Old skool charm or Acorn Antiques? Secret Drinker takes a step back in time.

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'The language from the bar was even fruitier than the ciders'

'The language from the bar was even fruitier than the ciders'

17 February 2022

Secret Drinker gets left in 'no man's land' as he visits one of Greene King's family-friendly Hungry Horse pubs.

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'A dark old boozer and the packet of fish fingers'

'A dark old boozer and the packet of fish fingers'

11 February 2022

This town centre is certainly hit and miss but heading into this boozer our pub spy thought he'd stepped into the Tardis - and then almost did.

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'It's a village pub you want to keep returning to time after time'

'It's a village pub you want to keep returning to time after time'

04 February 2022

I'm hooked! Secret Drinker calls in for a pint and a fish finger sandwich at the Tickled Trout.

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'The landlord was having a much-needed snooze in an armchair'

'The landlord was having a much-needed snooze in an armchair'

28 January 2022

Secret Drinker heads to Whitstable for a slumber party with a difference.

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Meet the busiest bartender in town - and the most argumentative punter

Meet the busiest bartender in town - and the most argumentative punter

21 January 2022

Supersonic staff but there's a very mixed response from the punters in Bunters to our Secret Drinker.

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Feel the love! 'This could be the most welcoming pub I’ve ever visited'

Feel the love! 'This could be the most welcoming pub I’ve ever visited'

14 January 2022

Secret Drinker paid a visit to a historic family pub at the very heart of its community.

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'Most plates were sent back with enough food left to feed the Towie cast'

'Most plates were sent back with enough food left to feed the Towie cast'

07 January 2022

Plate expectations: If value for money when you're eating out matters to you in 2022, Secret Drinker has just the pub.

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Secret Drinker finds a fireside seat

Secret Drinker finds a fireside seat

31 December 2021

Enjoying a pint while pulled up to a roaring fire is a great, British pleasure, our Secret Drinker shares a few of his favourite Kent firesides.

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Flushed with love: 'Spectacular and the highlight of my year reviewing pub toilets'

Flushed with love: 'Spectacular and the highlight of my year reviewing pub toilets'

24 December 2021

A smitten Secret Drinker finds love in the loos on his latest pub mission.

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Love it or hate it? The weird, wacky pubs in the most Marmite place in Kent

Love it or hate it? The weird, wacky pubs in the most Marmite place in Kent

17 December 2021

Secret Drinker has a mingle on the shingle as he heads to 'the end of the world'

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'A pint costs 99p and the food arrives faster than a Big Mac'

'A pint costs 99p and the food arrives faster than a Big Mac'

09 December 2021

Cherry shots, crazy carpets and plenty of change - Secret Drinker takes a break from the shopping in a Wetherspoon

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'The new manageress was soon pulling crystals from her bra'

'The new manageress was soon pulling crystals from her bra'

03 December 2021

Secret Drinker finds plenty of festive sparkle on his latest pub visit... but only after paying £1 to park.

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Sacre bleu! Secret Drinker's culinary calamity

Sacre bleu! Secret Drinker's culinary calamity

26 November 2021

The phone says France, but the food was anything but haute cuisine in Kent's closest pub to mainland Europe

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Secret Drinker and two slippery little customers

Secret Drinker and two slippery little customers

19 November 2021

The barmaid made me do it! Our undercover spy ends up well pickled on his latest pub visit.

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