Soothe away the headache of the continuous barrage of election coverage with a relaxing break in this luxury spa.

Listen as the nasal voice of Ed Milliband morphs into the twinkling of wind chimes and Enya as you enjoy a quality massage in the stunning Roman-inspired surroundings of the hotel.

A selection of spa days are available for a variety of needs, or if Nigel Farage's face is getting too much to bare, you can even spend the night complete with lunch and dinner.

And if you still can't decide who to vote for, you can simply forget all about it with their executive range of body scrubs, infusions and treatments.

There is even a hydrotherapy pool complete with monsoon showers ready to wash away the mental strain of hearing David Cameron spew on about his long-term economic plan day after day.

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