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£30 is a lot to pay for a wee, especially when you're two miles from a services.
But the need overcame one lorry driver, when he pulled up on the A2 near Cobham - past Gravesend and the services - and urinated on the dual carriageway.
It comes just a day after another driver was caught defecating on a motorway.
Kent Police's roads team caught the latest culprit at about 12.20pm yesterday on the London-bound stretch.
He was issued with a £30 fine, which he paid before going on his way.