IF SOMEONE told you there was a man called Frodo standing in the middle of Gravesend dressed as a cow – you’d probably tell them to lay off the drink.

But this, rather a-moo-sing scene, was exactly the picture that greeted bemused shoppers in New Road on Friday.

Frodo Ahearne, 26, and his two friends Barney Sutton and Dick Smith, spent half an hour in the town looking udderly ridiculous handing out milk and collecting donations for a children’s hospice near Devon where they live.

The madcap trio were on the last leg of a month-long tour of the country and said Gravesend residents were among the most generous they came across.