Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss performed his first comedy shows at the age of 16 and picks his favourite child stars.

Drew Barrymore or Macaulay Culkin? Drew Barrymore because she’s fit! Not as a child obviously but she has had a great career and still looks incredible.

Natalie Portman or Jodie Foster? Natalie Portman did Leon when she was 12 and that is a cracking film.

Jimmy Osmond or Michael Jackson? Oh God. Jimmy Osmond just because I don’t like Michael Jackson.

Judy Garland or Emma Watson? It has to be Emma Watson. She is my future wife so it would be wrong for me to say anyone else.

Rick Schroder or Daniel Radcliffe? Rick Schroder? From The Champ? Let’s go for Daniel Radcliffe.

Aled Jones or Screech from Saved By The Bell? Oh God! Oh, oh oh oh! Normally I would say Screech but then he was in that porno which ruined all my childhood memories. Err… no let’s give it to Screech, I can forgive him.

Daniel Sloss plays at Canterbury’s Gulbenkian Theatre on Thursday, September 29.