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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (12A, 128 mins)
Action/Comedy/Romance. Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Noomi Rapace, Jared Harris, Stephen Fry, Paul Anderson, Rachel McAdams, Geraldine James, Eddie Marsan. Director: Guy Ritchie.
The sleuthing is far from elementary in Guy Ritchie's action-packed sequel to his 2009 reinvention of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional detective.
The dense narrative taxes what Hercule Poirot referred to as the "little grey cells", connecting minuscule clues in Sherlock Holmes's mind through high-speed flashbacks in a style that will be familiar to fans of the TV series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Sinewy plot strands will probably tie younger audiences in knots.
For all its intellectual rigour, A Game Of Shadows often feels like a series of ambitious action set-pieces which have been bolted together by screenwriters Michele Mulroney and Kieran Mulroney.
Explosions and stunts are orchestrated at breakneck speed by Ritchie, whose repeated use of slow-motion bloats the film's cumbersome running time.
Holmes (Robert Downey Jr) has cut a swathe through the criminal fraternity of late 19th century London aided by trusty sidekick Dr John Watson (Jude Law), who is bidding farewell to crime-solving to marry Mary Morstan (Kelly Reilly).
Newspapers are filled with shocking headlines about anarchist bombings in Strasbourg and Vienna, the apparent overdose of a Chinese opium dealer and the death of an American steel magnate.
Holmes deduces these events are linked to Professor James Moriarty (Jared Harris) and the sleuth persuades Watson to join him on one final globe-trotting adventure.
En route, the double-act encounters Gypsy fortune teller Sim (Noomi Rapace) and Holmes's brother Mycroft (Stephen Fry), who is well-connected in the British government.
A bruising battle of wits with Moriarty becomes personal when the diabolical professor promises to make Watson and his new wife suffer for Holmes's meddling.
"When two objects collide, there is always damage of a collateral nature," threatens the scholar, who is protected by a sharp-shooting lackey, Colonel Sebastian Moran (Paul Anderson).
Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows is a sporadically entertaining jaunt.
Downey Jr and Law ease back into familiar roles as the quixotic genius and his strait-laced foil, Rapace is suitably feisty in her first English-speaking role and Harris chews on every syllable with menacing intent.
Eddie Marsan and Geraldine James reprise their roles as Inspector Lestrade and long-suffering landlady Mrs Hudson respectively, but neither is afforded sufficient screen time to make an impact.
There are some sparkling comic interludes, such as when Sim arranges a horse for Holmes to chase after Moriarty and the sleuth explains that he is averse to four-legged travel because, "They're dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle."
"Why would I want something bobbing about between my legs with a mind of its own?!" he adds.
Fry is a delight too as pompous, pontificating Mycroft, including a hysterical sequence reminiscent of Austin Powers, which sees Holmes's sibling wander naked about his home, sparing his blushes (and ours) with strategically placed furnishings.
Thank heavens for small vases.
:: No swearing :: No sex :: Violence :: Rating: 6/10
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