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The lyrics:

On the first day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

A big fat juicy turkey!

On the second day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the third day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Six Hens a-laying,

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Seven Pigs in-blankets,

Six Hens a-laying,

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Eight Frothy Ales,

Seven Pigs in-blankets,

Six Hens a-laying,

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Nine logs a-burning,

Eight Frothy Ales,

Seven Pigs in-blankets,

Six Hens a-laying,

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Ten Salmon leaping,

Nine logs a-burning,

Eight Frothy Ales,

Seven Pigs in-blankets,

Six Hens a-laying,

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Eleven Brussel Sprouts,

Ten Salmon leaping,

Nine logs a-burning,

Eight Frothy Ales,

Seven Pigs in-blankets,

Six Hens a-laying,

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my farmer gave to me

Twelve Christmas Trees,

Eleven Brussel Sprouts,

Ten Salmon leaping,

Nine logs a-burning,

Eight Frothy Ales,

Seven Pigs in-blankets,

Six Hens a-laying,

Five Mince Pies,

Four Roasted Spuds,

Three Christmas Puddings,

Two Mulled Wines,

And A big fat juicy turkey!