Naked carpenters, suspicious cakes and key fobs that open the wrong car - here's what we learnt this week.

1. It's very rare, but sometimes remote key fobs can open someone else's car.

2. Some people really aren't keen on others parking on the pavement.

3. This is what dogs do when you're not home.

4. Snodland is home to a naked carpenter.

5. Canterbury's new Marlowe theatre has added almost £150 million to the local economy, according to the council. Not bad for £25 million.

6. Nigel Farage is once again (technically at least) leader of Ukip. But he says he won't be making a formal return to the role he's left and returned to several times previously.

7. Fires can spiral out of control very quickly, especially if you do this.

8. Bad things happen when you get your cakes mixed up.

9. Hollywood star Gemma Arterton has returned to her hometown to shoot her latest film.

10. Finally, this is how you rescue a trapped cow.