What's Brexit got to do with the price of Marmite? Quite a lot as it happens.

Here are ten things we found out this week, not all of them clown related.

1. Some people are idiots (actually we did know but this is a whole new level).

2. Other people should invest in a Eurostar ticket or a nice ferry crossing. I mean, how much wine can you really fit on a paddle board?

3. A generator the size of a one-bedroom house will be transported on the county's roads later this month, on the back of a very, very big lorry.

4. Talking of unusual deliveries, you can get pizza delivered by river in Maidstone.

5. Some villagers in Hamstreet have made a frankly disturbing scarecrow of Donald Trump. Still preferable to the real thing of course.

6. This week saw the fastest ever goal in a world cup qualifier.

7. Steph and Dom's B&B plans have hit a snag.

8. During a visit to Kent, the Queen was named the world's longest-reigning living monarch. following the death of Thailand's King Bhumibol Adulyadej.

9. When magician's rabbits disappear, they don't always come back.

10. Love it it or hate it, the looming prospect of a hard Brexit has given Marmite lovers pause for thought... at least if they shop at Tesco.