with Drivetime DJ Andy Walker

“Who do you know who has a famous name?” That’s the question I was asking you recently on kmfm Drivetime. My friends – the Smiths – recently had a beautiful baby boy and his initials are WH. Yes, they have their very own WH Smith. I plan to wrap the present for their new bundle of joy in bags from the store. That’s my kind of humour!

Helen Gunningham told me her son’s school cookery teacher is called Delia Smith. I imagine she never tires of hearing the jokes as she tells new people her name and what she does.

Stephanie Darrall’s fiance’s dad is called Mark Owen, Alan Collins’ ex-girlfriend is called Vanessa White, but not the one from girl group the Saturdays.

Kelly Rowland called me. She works in office admin.

Formula 1 millionaire Eddie Jordan texted into kmfm Drivetime too. The best joke he constantly has is, “Ha, so what car did you drive in today, then?”

Tracey Cox used to work with Anne Robinson and Richard Marks. They were carers. Sounds like a showbiz staff circle.

In radio there is nothing more exciting than when a fresh new batch of car stickers arrives! Seriously, they are one of the most sought-after pieces of radio merchandise. Do you want one? Do you want to feel that vinyl touch before you peel it back like masking tape after cutting in the corners when painting and it gives off that fresh paint smell? I think I have sold it, although more importantly – stick it in your car.

For your all new, all fresh kmfm Kent’s Biggest Hits car sticker, email andy@kmfm.co.uk and simply tell me why I should send you the sexy new kmfm car sticker. Five answers I consider to be brilliant will receive one. So good luck. I expect to see every car showing off our new stickers within weeks. Stick it in your car and it will double in value!

Speak to you on your way home!