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Nigel Farage could wish you a happy birthday or send his best to your mum after a move away from politics.
The controversial Brexit figurehead has moved to Cameo; an app that allows you to pay for 'celebrities' to record messages for special occasions.
In a video released on twitter that saw Mr Farage emerge – inexplicably – from a phone box, the 56-year-old announced the app as his first move after quitting as leader of the Reform party last week.
He said: "If you want a message for mother's day, a birthday, a wedding, to surprise somebody, I'm happy to do it.
"But, I promise you, I will mention Brexit, I will mention Trump!"
Mr Farage is available for booking for £67.50, and has already received a fair amount of attention.
His page, on which he advertises himself as 'Mr Brexit', has already amassed 137 'fan club' members, and has a five star rating from 14 reviews.
If Mr Farage's price is too high for your liking, you can find a raft of other celebrities on the app, including Inbetweeners star James Buckley for £41.25 or Paul Chuckle for £36.75.