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Have you ever wondered where to find a dinosaur in suburban Maidstone; racked your brains for a way of detecting an elephant from 100 miles; or even pondered how you might catch lunch using a hand grenade?
If the answer's yes, then heave a sigh of relief, for Dr Ed Jarzembwski has all the answers.
And for those of a less scientific disposition he's got tales of naked celebrities too.
Read the Friday Interview in this week's Kent Messenger to meet the man with more facts at his fingertips than Steven Fry and Dr Spock in the British Library's reference section.