Those Anglican bishops want their silly Episcopalian heads knocking together.

All of them, including the Bishop of Rochester.

But not Bishop Desmond Tutu. He’s my all time world hero and I won’t hear a word said against him.

As for the rest, what do they think they are playing at?

The world faces huge problems all of which have a moral dimension. The bishops could play an important role in pointing the way forward.

World poverty, war, rampant diseases such as AIDS and malaria, persecution, the environment – these are all weighty issues that could well do with some fresh light throwing on them by people other than politicians.

And what do these ridiculous Anglican clerics obsess with ahead of their 10 yearly Lambeth bash? Same sex relationships and whether it’s okay to have female bishops.

No wonder no-one goes to church anymore.