Comedian Al Murray has unveiled the Free United Kingdom Party manifesto... on the back of a cigarette packet.

The Pub Landlord's party tweeted the five-point plan at around 2pm this afternoon.

Mr Murray is standing against the likes of Ukip's Nigel Farage in South Thanet for FUKP.

The policies include making more stuff for profit, building new houses for people who make stuff and teaching more stuff in schools.

It then goes on to say "something about nurses (because people like nurses) and finally, promises free dogs for all.

The manifesto has already had 258 retweets and 151 favourites.