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Secret Drinker reviews the Black Lion pub in Lynsted, near Sittingbourne

The Apprentice and I had been enjoying a little lad’s quality time on a Saturday and found ourselves right outside a country pub at lunchtime.

The Black Lion in Lynsted, between Faversham and Sittingbourne, looked inviting and with the sun shining and a country garden at the side it really was a no-brainer.

Right on the roadside in Lynsted, the Black Lion has been serving customers in this village since passing vehicles were all being pulled by horses
Right on the roadside in Lynsted, the Black Lion has been serving customers in this village since passing vehicles were all being pulled by horses

Like several other pubs, whose owners decided Covid was the perfect time for a revamp, this one has undergone a complete makeover during lockdown and looks all the better for it.

For the second time in as many weeks I found myself facing a Goachers’ pump and opted for the 4.1% Dark. His nibs went a shade darker still with a pint of Guinness.

Despite the slightly late lunch hour, it was now after 2pm, several tables had arrived to order food so, on the advice of the barmaid with tattoos and alternately coloured nails (green and black), we each selected a ciabatta from the sandwich board to avoid the rush.

I’ve been a firm fan of a pint of Goachers for a little while – this was the Dark variety. I didn’t manage to get a photo of the apprentice’s pint of Guinness before he’d taken a good slug, though it still had a decent head
I’ve been a firm fan of a pint of Goachers for a little while – this was the Dark variety. I didn’t manage to get a photo of the apprentice’s pint of Guinness before he’d taken a good slug, though it still had a decent head

I knew straight away I was going for bacon and brie and my apprentice was not far behind me in selecting the sausage – adding onions when prompted again by the barmaid.

The heavily beamed interior with stools along the bar, not to mention George Ezra crooning gently in the background, was inviting and we could easily have been tempted to sit inside but gave in to the lure of the early spring sunshine and commandeered a picnic bench at the front of the garden.

Actually, the pub must be warm during even the coldest winter months as I counted at least four open fireplaces, though obviously no fires were needed during our visit.

There are stools lining the bar for those just seeking a pint or two, but most of the pub is dedicated to tables for diners
There are stools lining the bar for those just seeking a pint or two, but most of the pub is dedicated to tables for diners

Our cutlery was delivered almost immediately and we weren’t many sips into our pints before the lunch proper was served.

Between the kitchen and the bar there were four women manning the place and they were all kept extremely busy. It must be hard to judge staff numbers these days when it’s so difficult to know if passing trade will be quiet or full on.

The ciabattas, priced at £7.95 each, were delivered at the perfect temperature and were fantastic – fresh, tasty and served with a handful of tortilla chips and lightly oiled salad.

Like many astute owners, this is another pub which took advantage of the Covid lockdown to undertake a full makeover – it’s clear to see the bar was included in the overhaul
Like many astute owners, this is another pub which took advantage of the Covid lockdown to undertake a full makeover – it’s clear to see the bar was included in the overhaul

We sat in silence for the next few moments and gave our chosen lunches the full attention they deserved.

Suitably replete I sat back with my Goachers and watched a pair of ageing cyclists enter the garden through the side gate from the road. It looked as if it should be a simple manoeuvre but one judged it all wrong and, much to the hilarity of his companion, had to pick himself up out the bush not once, but twice.

The road at the front of the pub was reasonably busy and the number of tractors passing served to remind you this village in a rural setting is surrounded by agricultural land.

Advised by the helpful barmaid, we got our order for sandwiches in early, just ahead of a couple of larger tables and our ciabattas arrived in good time. My brie and bacon was cooked to perfection and everything was wonderfully fresh
Advised by the helpful barmaid, we got our order for sandwiches in early, just ahead of a couple of larger tables and our ciabattas arrived in good time. My brie and bacon was cooked to perfection and everything was wonderfully fresh
My accomplice chose a sausage ciabatta and, again at the suggestion of the helpful barmaid, elected to have it with fried onions
My accomplice chose a sausage ciabatta and, again at the suggestion of the helpful barmaid, elected to have it with fried onions

After lunch we popped back in and sat at the bar to finish our drinks. It was a busy lunch/afternoon session and, despite the staff’s best efforts, at times the bar was left unmanned so newcomers were left waiting before being able to order.

I noticed a sign behind the bar which contains a careful record of punters with a pint in the wood.

From what I could work out Holy (sic - although it could be the local vicar!) has seven to look forward to and Nici just one less at half a dozen, while Wes has got through a few in a fairly quick timescale.

The main menu was clearly displayed above one of the many open fireplaces, including four vegetarian options
The main menu was clearly displayed above one of the many open fireplaces, including four vegetarian options

The background music was still being played at a sensible level and whilst the apprentice was able to identify Amy Winehouse I had to educate him when it came to Say What You Want by Texas.

You’re not going to find darts, pool, a jukebox or any other such distractions here – it is a pub which is mainly set out for, and equipped to deal with diners, but a row of stools is available at the bar for those simply seeking a swift pint or two.

The gents is located along a corridor to the left of the entrance and I spotted an interesting innovation over the top of the urinal where a wet floor is avoided by the careful siting of the hand drier. I can report the facilities were clean, fresh and well maintained.

Sadly we both knew we had Saturday chores to attend to so reluctantly made our exit, back into the afternoon sunshine to head home and explain to Mrs SD we had been unavoidably delayed by Operation Brock!

The play area looked rustic and robust but despite my invitation the apprentice declined to have a go on either the swing or the slide
The play area looked rustic and robust but despite my invitation the apprentice declined to have a go on either the swing or the slide

The Black Lion, The Street, Lynsted, Sittingbourne ME9 0RJ

Decor: Recently rejuvenated during the enforced lockdown, the pub looks fresh and inviting. The de rigueur stripped wooden floorboards are complemented by plenty of beams and trendy light fittings, not to mention four open fireplaces. ****

Drink: The Goachers Dark is always a good starting point and I was assured the Guinness was also right on point – both were well kept and well poured. ****

Price: The Goachers is £4.50 a pint, while the Guinness is 50p more expensive at a fiver. The ciabattas are all priced at £7.95. ***

Food: Fresh, tasty and delivered in good time, I obviously thought my selection was best but it didn’t stop me taste testing the apprentice’s choice, which was also good. ****

Staff: It was full on for all the four staff working a busy Saturday lunchtime shift and there were a few moments where customers were left waiting at a deserted bar. ***

Low beamed ceilings, a stack of open fireplaces and stripped wooden floors – you can’t fail to notice the history of the Black Lion in every nook and cranny
Low beamed ceilings, a stack of open fireplaces and stripped wooden floors – you can’t fail to notice the history of the Black Lion in every nook and cranny
As well as the main menu there were several small blackboards offering other lunchtime options. If I’d been hungrier I might have tried the lamb chops
As well as the main menu there were several small blackboards offering other lunchtime options. If I’d been hungrier I might have tried the lamb chops
Gas lighting in this day and age! Just one of the slightly quirky fixtures and fittings on show at this pub
Gas lighting in this day and age! Just one of the slightly quirky fixtures and fittings on show at this pub

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