(right) The Circus of Horrors comes to the Winter Gardens on Friday March 16

Wednesday March 14

Carlton Cinema, Westgate, SMUGGLERS SESSIONS with music from FUNKE AND THE TWO TONE BABY, JOHN O'REILLY, LEONIE EVANS, £3

Kabuki, Margate, KARAOKE, 9.30pm

Nottingham Castle, Westgate, QUIZ NIGHT

Prince Harry, Ramsgate, KARAOKE, 7pm

Revolution Skate Park, Dane Valley Road, St Peters, BEGINNERS/INTERMEDIATE SKATEBOARD LESSONS, 5-7pm, 01843 866707/866706

Tartar Frigate, Broadstairs, FOLK SESSION OPEN STAGE, 8.30pm

Thursday March 15

Westgate United Services Club, BINGO, 2pm

The Dolphin, Albion Road, Broadstairs, KARAOKE

Bradstow Mill, High Street, Broadstairs, FREE POOL NIGHT, 7pm onwards

Queen Charlotte, Addington Street, Ramsgate, OPEN JAM NIGHT, from 9pm

Westgate Pavilion, TEA DANCE, 2-4pm

Horse and Groom, Charlotte's Court, Ramsgate, JAM NIGHT, all musicians welcome, hosted by Henry of The Interseptors

The Deal Cutter, King Street, Ramsgate, KARAOKE

Club Caprice, Cliff Terrace, Cliftonville, FREE SALSA, 8pm until late followed by DJ MASTER G, chart, R & B

Jazz Rooms, Ramsgate Harbour, LIVE JAZZ

Port and Anchor, Ramsgate, KARAOKE

Revolution Skate Park, Dane Valley Road, St Peters, BEGINNERS/INTERMEDIATE SKATEBOARD LESSONS, 5-7pm, 01843 866707/866706

St Peters Memorial Hall, COFFEE MORNING, 10am-11am

Friday March 16

Theatre Royal, Margate, PAUL MERTON - OUT OF MY HEAD, special preview, £13, 08451301786

Winter Gardens, Margate, THE CIRCUS OF HORRORS

Barnaby Rudge, Broadstairs, BREED

Tartar Frigate, Broadstairs, MEL HARRIS

Northwood Club, Ramsgate, THE INTERSEPTORS

Wrotham Arms, Broadstairs, PAUL JOBSON AND FRIENDS (members of Cut the Funk)

Tom Thumb Theatre, Cliftonville, WANTON WORDS AND BURLESQUE, WITH MISS GLORY PEARL and MISS MAYBE, 7.30pm, £10

The Hussar, Margate, CHROME HORSE BAND

The Great Tree, Margate Road, Ramsgate, HALF AND HALF - SISTER MARY McARTHUR & TIM McARTHUR, an evening of laughter and song

Birchington United Services Club, Station Road, Birchington, ROGER BETTS BLUES BAND

Crown and Sceptre, The Street, Acol, KARAOKE, 8.30pm

Holy Trinity CE Primary School, St John's Rd, Margate, BALLROOM AND LATIN DANCE CLASSES, beginners/improvers, £5, 7pm 01843 291128

Bradstow Mill, Broadstairs, KARAOKE

Westgate Pavilion, ADULT BALLROOM CLASSES, 5.30-6.30pm

The Deal Cutter, King Street, Ramsgate, DISCO, from 60s to now

Foy Boat, Ramsgate, KARAOKE WITH BOBBY ALLEN

Harbour Street Bar, Ramsgate, KARAOKE

The Albert, Ramsgate, DISCO WITH DJ BLACK ICE, 8pm until late

The Pride of Ramsgate, Turner Street, GAY NIGHT CLUB, 10pm-3am

Ye Olde Charles, Cliftonville, KARAOKE with BIG BOY JAMES

Saturday March 17

Granville Theatre, Ramsgate, CELTIC DREAM, "the best St Patrick's party ever," 7.30pm

Winter Gardens, Margate, BJORN AGAIN, and STAVROS FLATLEY

Elephant and Castle, Ramsgate, BRAD PITTANCE & THE PIRATES

The Olde Charles, Cliftonville, SMILER

Birchington United Services Club, SALTY DOG

Westcoast, King Street, Margate, THE FLACK, A THOUSAND LIGHTS

Wrotham Arms, Broadstairs, ST PATRICK'S DAY PARTY: SPECIAL BAND FORMED BY MEMBERS OF THE CHIMNEY BOYS AND GREEN DIESEL

Winter Gardens, Margate, MARGATE ROUND TABLE presents EGYPTIAN NIGHTS DINNER DANCE, featuring BARKIN' MAD

Lord Nelson, Broadstairs, BEGGARS BELIEF

South Eastern, Ramsgate, HANG 10, acoustic duo

Tom Thumb Theatre, Cliftonville, STAND UP COMEDY, 7.30pm, £10

Westgate United Services Club, DJ RYAN, 8pm

Memorial Theatre, Hildenborough, Broadstairs, MURDER MYSTERY EVENING, St Patrick's Day murder, presented by the Perfectly Dreadful Murder Company, 7.30pm, £8/£10

Red Arrow Club, Newington Road, Ramsgate, THE HUSTLERS ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND AT ROCKIN' ROADOILERS 1950s DANCE CLUB, 8pm-midnight, £8 on the door

The Hussar, Margate, PAUL PURDY, with an Irish twist -- and Irish food available

Birchington United Services Club, Station Road, Birchington, EKI

The Britannia, Margate, TOP TRIBUTE BAND: OHASIS

Ramsgate Sports Centre, ROLLER DISCO, family session from 6-7.30pm, 8 years and upwards from 8-9.30pm

Club Caprice, Cliff Terrace, Cliftonville, DJ MASTER G, 8pm until late, chart, R & B etc

Harbour Street Bar, Ramsgate, KARAOKE

Revolution Skate Park, Dane Valley Road, St Peters, BEGINNERS CLIMBING CLUB, 5-6.30pm, 01843 866707/866706

Staffordshire Street Car Park, Ramsgate, MARKET

The Albert, Ramsgate, DISCO WITH DJ BLACK ICE, 8pm until late

The Pride of Ramsgate, Turner Street, GAY NIGHT CLUB, 10pm-3am

Sunday March 18

Lord Nelson, Broadstairs, TRIALITY

Birchington United Services Club, Station Road, Birchington, SMOOTH

Prince Harry, Thanet Road, Ramsgate, KARAOKE, 5-8pm

Revolution Skate Park, Dane Valley Road, St Peters, ADVANCED CLIMBING CLUB, 5-6.30pm, 01843 866707/866706

Westgate Social Club, Westgate, LUNCHTIME KARAOKE

Monday March 19

Theatre Royal, Margate, ANGEL EXIT present THE SECRET GARDEN, 7.30pm, £14 for adults and £6 for children

Tartar Frigate, Harbour Street, Broadstairs, ACOUSTIC GUITAR OPEN MIC NIGHT, 8pm

Churchill Tavern, The Paragon, Ramsgate, QUIZ NIGHT

Union Church Hall, Union Crescent, Margate, BADMINTON CLUB, 7.30-10pm, £2.50, phone first 07988 503720/01843 280152

King Edward VII, Dane Valley Road, Margate, FREE POOL NIGHT, from 6pm

Horse and Groom, Charlottes Court, Ramsgate, FREE POOL NIGHT

Tuesday March 20

Winter Gardens, Margate, THE OSMONDS FINAL UK TOUR

Westgate Pavilion, LINE RANGERS LINE DANCING, for beginners 7pm, improvers 8pm, and advanced 9pm

TSD Club, Percy Road, Cliftonville, LESSONS IN TAI CHI, 8-9pm, beginners welcome

Crown and Sceptre, The Street, Acol, THANET POKER LEAGUE, 7.30pm

Nayland Rock Hotel, Margate, GET MOVING, GET FIT, exercise class, 6.15-7.15pm, £4.50. Ring 01843 290206 for details.

Broadstairs Pavilion, LEARN TO SALSA DANCE WITH LEON, 7.30-11pm, beginners to advanced, 01843 600999

Palace Cinema, Broadstairs, THANET FILM SOCIETY: IN A BETTER WORLD, DENMARK/SWEDEN 2010, Cert 15, 8pm, £4 members, £5, guests, £3 concessions

St. Peter's Church Hall, Hopeville Avenue, St Peter's, OVER 50s AEROBICS WITH TERRI, 6pm; LO-HI FREESTYLE AEROBICS WITH NATALIE, 7pm; TOTAL BODY WITH NATALIE, 8pm; £4.50 each class, phone 07983639466 or 07969 248058 for more details

Holy Trinity CE Primary School, St John's Rd, Margate, BALLROOM AND LATIN DANCE CLASSES, beginners/improvers, £5, 7pm 01843 291128

Sundowners, Margate, KLM KARAOKE